So the news is that the Spice Girls are back together again. Now can some doctor work on getting Posh’s breasts back together again? It’s also been about six years since they broke up. HAHAHAHA! Dear Jay Leno, please email me for more jokes. My rates are quite reasonable.
Categories: Current Affairs
“I have to say, the movie’s got the scene of the year. This will be a
quasi-Spoiler- Viggo is in a bathhouse when two thugs come after him,
and suddenly this barely R-rated movie becomes something that will make
the MPAA sweat. Not only is it a totally brutal one-on-one fight with
Viggo’s fists versus two guys with knives, but ol’ Viggo takes them
down through about five to ten minutes of bare-knuckled brawling while
COMPLETELY NUDE. And there’s no dodgy photography or editing in this-
Viggo’s balls are flying ALL over the place. There’s one moment where
he lifts his leg to deliver a roundhouse kick, and I could swear
Aragorn’s scrote smacked me in the face about six times."-via
Categories: Film
"Powell’s Books introduces a groundbreaking series of compelling short films about authors. Out of the Book™ delivers engaging portraits of writers and their work. More expansive than traditional readings, the project aims to generate spirited discussion about great new books and their impact on readers’ lives."
Categories: Books
Firewire speakers to connect to your laptop in your all white future space bedroom where you pretend the other person is a sexy android or a cylon and…um, nevermind.
Categories: fetish
So I was eating an apple the other day, and I thought about the book "Omnivore’s Dilemma", and wondered if my apple may have been made entirely of corn. I think the proper term for the post-reading discomfort of thinking about everything you eat after reading "Omnivore’s Dilemma" should be called Omnivore’s Dilemma Dilemma (O.D.D.).
"Hey, want to go get a hot dog?"
"No thanks, I’m feeling O.D.D. right now."
"I told you not to read that book! It’s like the last time when you read Fast Food Nation!"
Categories: Books
Jon, who posts infrequently on this blog, and, as the photo above shows, is his very own Wonder Twin, has started himself a blog about fishing in the Chicago area called Fisherdah. And the big surprise for me is that he writes very well for a big white guy with a beard. What? God, you people are so sensitive.
Categories: Weblogs
Puppets and walking. Aw, nothing better.
Categories: culture
I’m listening to the latest Arcade Fire. So, "Keep the Car Running." It sounds like John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band’s "On the Dark Side" from the movie Eddie and the Cruisers, right?
Categories: Music
"Working from his original story, Wong wrote the script with the crime writer Lawrence Block."
What? Lawrence Block and Wong Kar-Wai? Weird. I wonder how that cultural mash-up happened. Also, on the same site, a rave review of the Coen brothers’ "No Country For Old Men." I want to read that but I also want to see the movie. Yet I know doing either one of those things will blunt the enjoyment I get from the other. What to do? I’d usually pick the book but what if it’s a really good Coen brothers movie? Maybe I’ll read the book while watching the movie? Has anyone done that?
Jon: "hey baby, i know what you like, my slow hand, my hot head, that’s right, more blood will flow"
Andrew: oh man
Andrew: talk about a glamour shot
Jon: "i am a muslim man, about 29, i like women in shape, covered, head to toe, fast cars, jihad"
Categories: Current Affairs
